Answer: yes, one of my dogs after a bath and dried with a hairdryer.



Question:Why do you always have to go to the bathroom, when you stuck in the middle of a traffic jam?



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Answer: You're just drinking too much...



Question: Why does every week start with a monday?

Answer: The answer to this is simple, my friend. Every week begins with a Monday for no other reason than to irritate me.



Question: But WHY is the rum gone??



Aoife



Sherlock Holmes threw up his hands.<span style="color:white;] -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle[/color]

A) *hic* The dog, *hic* he drank it, *hic* one of those three dogs anyways *hic*

Q)Why do you get a hangover?

<span style="color:black;font-size:small;]A coward dies a thousand deaths, but a hero dies only once.

-Brian Jacques[/color]

Answer: So the people around you can take fun making you miserable.



Question:Why do pop-up ads seem to follow you everywhere?



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Answer: Just incase you ever need a free credit report, fly to japan, call south america, enlarge parts of your body, own your own website, work from home, learn from home, get a platinum credit card, take a survey, try AOL for 45 days, get free books, get free shipping and other things off hand.



Answer: If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

He had one of his victims Fix his hair.. Put a whole lot of gell,Gunk and snapes greece and now he uses a hair net to sleep <img border=0 src="http://pages.prodigy.net/siriusblack/boards/smilies/shrug.gif" />



Q: Why are boogers green?!

Quote::

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."

Answer: Because if they were any other color they would be hard to tell the difference between Nerds.



Question:Why does the Rain in Spain stay mainly in the plane?



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Answer: Because the snow is covering everywhere.



Question: Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Answer: Thorry.. That wath me. Thimply hilarioth, huh?



Question: Spandex: Privilege or right?



Aoife



Sherlock Holmes threw up his hands.<span style="color:white;] -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle[/color]

Answer: Depends, if you are over 300 lbs...then it is illegal.



Question: If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Answer: Only if you have a multimplatium cd, blockbuster, LOTS of money or a lot of "Friends".( or a member of the Mob)



Question:Why did it take me 2 years to clean out under my bed?



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Question: If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

Answer: Of course not! Cats jumping on top of eachother is called an iguana pile. Unless of course 2 or more of the cats are orange, then it's a dogpile.



Question: Is a square root of a number still the same if the number happens to be round?

Answer: Only if it is a triangle.



Question: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?