Snape at a bar: I'll have Sex on the Beach

Harry Potter, "I'm sooo bored. I wish something exciting would happen."

Lupin: Actually, I'm allergic to animal dander.

Hagrid: "I can't wait for the FAB FIVE (Queer Eye For The Straight Guy) to get here...I am SO ready for a make over!"

\o/ I just loooved this topic



Sirius:

"I never got laid..."

"I wish the ladies fancied my grey eyes..."

"Lest call up on Severus to join us for supper."

"Should we go to the flea market??"

"Hey... Lily... how come those green eyes and these red hair are here all by themselves??"

Tonks

"I am the most neat person ever!"

"Oh! I hate pink!"

"Don't you know what to name your child after? That about Nymphadora??"

Draco

"Don't you just loooove the ferrets?? They're so cute"

Hermione: Ya I lost my innocents with Krum in their ship. He's got such a nice body!

*giggles*

Ron: Mum, where is my dress robe, you know, the purple one, I need to take Lavender on a date!

Harry: Voldemort, I know you might not believe this but... I am your father.
Voldemort: Really?
Harry: No not really, I can't back that up.
(I love Austin Powers lol)

Mrs. Norris: Ron Bergandy

lol I love this thread!

Ohmygosh Hewitt, I bloody well hope that Hermione never says that about Krum... it's me a bit. But it's funnY!!

I can't think up of anything that's remotely funny right now that various characters would never say, but I did see Comic Relief's "Harry Potter and the Secret Chamberpot of Azerbaijan". The 'Characters' say so many things that the characters definitely wouldnt say.. and it's terribly funny. It's comic relief... need I say more?
Heres the link for it if you want to watch it- (there's two parts)

"Harry Potter and the Secret Chamberpot of Azerbaijan"

Cheers x Missy

Lockhart; My god, I really AM unattractive.

Hermione; so, I got a 'T' who cares? Worse things happen at sea. NOw where did I put my hair straighteners?

Ron; Hey Hermy babe... wanna hook up? (I love OOC Ron...)

Ginny; I really think a woman's place is in the kitchen

Fleur; I'm not sure blonde is really my colour

Harry; Do you think Bellatrix is available for drinks next thursday?

Bellatrix; I live my life for Jesus, now

Harry

I can't wait til the holidays!

Excellent, we've got potions with Snape next.


Ron

Hey Hermione, do you want to copy my homework?

I'm not going to the feast, I'm on a diet.

Hermione raising her hand: Professor, may I go to pee, please??

Lupin: Tonks, let's hit Vegas.

Voldemort: All we need is love.

*laugh to Lupita for the voldie one*

Professor McGonagall: Gimme some hot red heels and a glass of sambuka and I'm anyone's....

Bane: HUMANS!!! HUMANS!!! TWO GALLEONS FOR A TEN MINUTE HORSEBACK RIDE!!

Grawp: Personally, I find Oxford the most intelectually stimulating of cities.

Ernie Macmillan: Bugger prefect rounds, I'd kill for a joint....

Sirius: I love Slytherins, especially Snape!
Remus: I hate (insert anyone's name) !
Voldemort: (insert anyone's name) is better than me.

Voldemort: Is there something up my nose?

Umbridge: Pink is so not my color.

Sirius: Snape darling, how are you, we must get together sometime.

Snape: That would be great I'm really looking forward to it.