Snape: Mrs. Granger, you get 50 points for Griffindor for such and amazing and complete answer to my question, you are so brilliant!!, and certainly, Harry m'boy, you're improving in the art of potion making, let's give you 20 points for the effort you've been doing.

Umbrige: hmm I think I'll go and tell Fudge Sirius Black is innocent and it was all that smelly git Pettegrew's fault. Then I'll go buy myself some black leather.

Draco: Bloody hell, I'll just tell my father I'm marrying a non-magical muggle.

Draco: I love you, Harry Potter.


teehee

Peter Pettigrew: You know what Voldemort? I am through doing all your work! And I'm not gonna tell you where the Potters are hidden, so HA! Torture me all you want! There is NO way I would EVER betray my friends!

Voldemort- Lets stop seeking total control for a night and lets all go dancing!

Molly Weasley:

Certainly, Arthur, go right ahead and work on that motorbike. No, I don't mind having Muggle artifacts spread all over the kitchen table - oh and while you're out, would you mind picking me up one of those electric teapots and a few batteries?

Mad-Eye Moody: Heck, let's just go and have a reckless good-ole time!
Bellatrix Lestrange: I wuv you, Sirius, & I would NEVER hurt you EVER! *hugs Sirius* (Okay, that one was kinda creepy...)
Dolores Umbridge: All you lovely little children, party at my house! All you have to do is break every Hogwarts rule! *kicks Mrs Norris* Eeewww! I HATE Cats!!!!

Lol, I LOVE this thread!

Draco: "Oh, Hermione, how ravishing you look in your new dress robes, you're making my blush all over! Please stop! Oh darling, you think I'm handsome? Why, no...you know I was thinking the other day of dying my hair. Yes I know Hermy Sweetheart, but I'm quite over that platinum blonde look, especially now Paris Hilton has made it so woosey. What do you think about black? Is that too emo? Then I'll look like that adorable hero Harry, won't I? I will never know why that bloke never took a second fancy for me...I try so hard. What was that, Hermione? No of course I'm not homosexual...a transvestite? Well maybe, honey..."

Ron:gosh Hermione, leave me alone! I'm trying to listen to proffesor Binns!

lillily--funny!

Harry (to Voldemort)--"You've lost that lovin' feelin'..."

(for anyone who knows who the Righteous Brothers are.)

Draco: Yo! Home dogs!

Bellatrix: S.P.E.W. wants you!

Umbridge: I was having tea with some centaurs the other day... .

Hagrid: Giant spiders and manticores are horrible ghastly things and I wouldnt touch them with a ten foot pole. I also hate Hippogriffs with a passion. Dumbledore is an old loon.

Harry: Please sorting hat, let me be in slytherin! I'd give anything to be a Death Eater. If only Grabbe or Goyle would bugger off so I could be one of Malfoys cronies.

Hermione: I'm so sick of Homework and school, I cannot wait to go skiing in France with my parents. Being a witch sucks.

Ron: I'm going to follow in Percy's footsteps. Homework is awesome. For christmas I'd love a tarantula. My dress robes at the Yule ball were HOT.

Remus Lupin: I love the moon! Being a werewolf is a great thrill, and turning more people into them is a wonderful idea, Fenrir!

*Harry Potter Karaoke Night*

What Harry Potter characters would never sing

Crabbe: "Come on, baby, light my fire..."

Remus Lupin: "A-ooo, werewolves of London..."

Sirius Black: "Talkin' 'bout a jailbreak..."