1- Follow in the footsteps of Gilderoy Lockhart and write a best selling self-help book. A phsycological theory based on Voldemort and his Horcrux Habit, titled: What's Behind Your Broken Soul?.

2 - Become a therapist and help Dementors searched their troubled pasts to find a key element to allow them to create their own happiness and stop stealing everyone elses.

3 - Trade in his black, sexy flying motorcycle for a Muggle's Moped - Boy would he be the "babe magnetic" then?':wink:'

4 - Start a Gardening Cooperative with Serverus Snape to help beautify Spinner's End.

5 - Tour the country singing to tiny tots (kind of like the Wiggles, who are greatly adored by my children) - Sings such catchy tunes as: "Where, oh, where has my Kreacher gone?" and "There's a Hippogriff knocking on my door" and who could forget the ever popular, "Old Mc Hagrid had a Forest Full of Beasts"

6 - Become a world reknown seamstress and designer. First job include designing and installing beautiful new drapes in the Dept of Mysteries Veil Room- those old tattered rags, just have to go! AND develop a mass marketing ad campaign for the DE robes - they are ever so trendy and practical! Everyone should own one!

Bwahahaha! Such funny, funny things...and I tried to imagine Sirius doing each *snort*

1. Try to bring his mother back to life.

2. Pop out of the Black Veil and shout, "Kidding!"

3. Have a tea-party, little girl style, inviting his three favorite beings: Kreacher, Snape, and That Rat.

4. Disown Harry.

5. Holiday at Azkaban. (sorry if someone already put this...I know I read something involving Az, but can't be bothered to go check again!)

6. Shower. (You know you love him all dirty, anyway :P)

search for info on his brother!!!

1. Get a job with the Ministry of Magic hunting for himself!
2. Take SPEW to higher levels, setting Kreacher as the Chairman of the Board.
3. Tell Harry that the biggest mistake in his life was agreeing to be his Godfather.
4. Have a large barbeque with the main course of Curried Buckbeak.

That's all for now!

1. Apologize to kreacher for every making him work and promising to mess up the house to it's original state.
2.Confess in front of the entire ministry to being Voldermort's best chum and begging them to let him back into Azkaban.
3. Invite all the death eaters to a death day party so they can celebrate their triumph.

1) Break up with Remus

2) Become pregnant

3) Obey the laws of physics

I love you, Sirius.

This topic rocks!!! (or it makes me rock back and forth in laughter), either ways...
1. Dedicate his life to the service of Christ
2. Start a rehabilitation centre for Dementors
3. Have long, loving talks with his Mum's portrait
4. Join an anger management course
5. Stick signed posters of lockhart all over his room
6. Tell Bellatrix Lestrange, "you're the nicest cousin I have, almost my sister"
7. Tell Molly Weasley, "You are soo right in everything you say, i'll obey you always"
8. Keep saying, "I've only always wanted to live up to my great name."


Well, it's kind of stupid compared to the rest, but this all I could do.

1. Redecorate his house so it's light, floral and airy.
2. Give all his gold to the Ministry.
3. Tell Harry that James was really the biggest git he'd ever known - after his ego had deflated, that is.
4. Write to Bellatrix telling her they could meet at the Hog's Head so she can torture him for a half hour for betraying the family.
5. Turn up at the Ministry and wait in the Atrium to be arrested, all the while playing a fiddle to see how many officials leave money in his pointed hat without realising who he is.
6. Send owls to the Ministry everyday asking for his flying motorbike back.
7. Tell Dumbledore he's wrong - all the time.
8. Send Voldemort anonymous love letters - that are really encoded death threats - everyday and see what happens.
9. Tell Harry his brother's middle name.
10. Reveal his secret horde of Black family silver.

Mwuaha!!

1. Straighten his beloved mother's portrait.
2. Write a strongly worded letter to Witch Weekly to ask why he was not included in the 'Most Charming Smile' nominees.
3. Tell Harry to get a haircut.
4. Ponder whether the Giant Squid is male or female.
5. Write rude words on the steamy shower door
6. Pester Remus to see if he's 'done it' with Tonks.
7. Ask Severus if he has really been overdoing the conditioner all these years
8. File away all his school notes into neatly labelled folders for use in an emergency.
9. Learn how to Do the Hippogriff
10. Take part in Leaky Cauldron's karaoke night, singing I will survive

Wow, reading this list has been excellent at conjuring up some very interesting mental pictures!

1. Think to have Peter make an Unbreakable Vow that he will never, ever tell anyone where the Potter's live.

2. Admit that the only reason he let himself get sent to Azkaban was so that he could get out of changing Harry's diapers.

3. Write a moving, lyrical ballad dedicated to his mother, and put it on his newest album, "Stubby Boardman Lives!"

4. Stand two feet to the left when battling Bellatrix.

Mmmm, yes Tippy, the images... Sirius imitating Snape and the like...

1. Dance and sing to 'New York New York', complete with sailor outfit

2.Get a Care Bears backpack

3. Request Grimmauld Place be made a heritage site

4. Wear shorts, runners and long socks. Have you EVER imagined Sirius in shorts?

5. Get a pimple

6. Start spiritually healing himself with aromatherapy

7. swap his wand for... a baton!

8. Giggle like a schoolgirl

9. Lip sync to 'Mamma Mia'

10. Play the oboe. THE OBOE, I SAY!!!!

Oh Gosh. Yes, all these images are quite strange, but they made me laugh Well here's mine:

1. Deciding he really does want to go back and live in Grimmauld Place.
2. Confessing that he really did like Snape long time.
3. Deciding to dedicate his life into researching the world of otters
4. Well... this one was hard, because I kept thinking of how strange Sirius would look in shorts and long socks! (thanks tonks!) I've got a crazy picture of a man who's got a moustache, a sweat band across his forehead and around his wrists shoulder cut curly bobbing hair and a tennis racket in his hand with the whole outfit of short shorts, long socks some kind of sneakers this man thinks is hip.

What Sirius would never forget to do!

1)Change his name to Stubby Boardman,join a singing boy band named The Hobgoblins and have a romantic,candlelit dinner with Doris Purkiss(Sirius-a candlelit dinner?NOOOO WAY)
2)Be the bestman at Bellatrix's and Rodolfus Lestrange's wedding(Andromeda will be the bridesmaid).
3)Become a member of SPEW and fight for Kreacher's rights.
4)Tell his mother how much he loves her and how proud he is to be her son.
5)Be best friends with Wormtail again and make him Secret Keeper of the Order's headquarters.
6)Wash Snape's hair and pants and tell him he wants to make up for sending him after Remus and that he wants to be best pals.
7)Visit Azkaban every now and then to say "HI!" to his pals the Dementors.
8)Walk into a crowded place and declare loudly how proud he is to be a Black.Then put his name back in the Black Family Tree.
9)Walk into the MOM and tell everyone he accepts their apology.
10)Give Bella a huge kiss on the cheek and tell her that he's so happy they're cousins.Then have tea parties with her,her fellow Death Eaters and Voldy every evening!

1. Go to the veterinarian
2. Give Kreacher clothes
3. Date a Dementor
4. Get a Girlfriend (has he ever had a real girlfriend?)
5. Give Snivelus a Christmas Present

This was hillarous!

1) Wear a pink dress and dance around the street.
2) Put his mother's portrait above his bed so he can wathc it and talk to it at all times.
3) Look like Gary Oldman.
4) Telling everybody he fell through the veil on purpose because he was tired of his life.
5) Come back to Azkaban because he's feeling nostalgic.
6) Leave all he posseses to Kreacker when he dies.
7) Snog Snivellus.
8 ) Fall in love with a Blast-Ended Skrewt and sing lollabies to it.
9) Became a Prefect.
10) Have an affair with Voldemort.
11) Start making screwdrivers for Vernon's company.
12) Run away from Harry because he thinks Voldemort obsessed him.
13) Write an opera.
14) Tell Moony he's a freaking monster.
15) Put small hearts next to the names of every Black family member on the tapistry.
16) Form a boy band and be the lead singer.