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Post Post subject: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 03:36 AM
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Starting a new thread for this game.

Recapping the rules:

"The game (as the subject says) is called 'Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer'. I will start by asking a question, the stupider, the better. (Anything from 'Why is the sky blue' to 'How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop' to 'What is the meaning of life') The person who replies after me would answer that question with a stupid answer. (A possible answer to 'Why is the sky blue' could be 'because a baby giant spilled blueberry baby food all over it!'...the stupider, the better!). Then, they ask a new stupid question! The person after them answers that question and asks a new one, etcetera, etcetera."


The last question posed by I_heart_padfoot was

What should my next plan of action be?


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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 08:55 PM
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You should certainly plan to fail.


Why do bears.... growl in the woods?


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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:13 PM
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Because they, for the time being, have gotten tire of "sitting" in the woods.

Why are koalas so cute?


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Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 10:31 PM
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Because when looks were being doled out, they were given the same option as the manatees and the manatees got first pick.

Why is Gary Oldman so cute?


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Now that is a stupid question.... Cool

He's Gary Oldman!

Why is it already 8:30 pm?


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because your looking at the moon backwards.

Why can't I just have natural straight bangs and keep my wavy hair?


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Your hair straightener isn't working...

Why am I here?


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because...well...that's too hard to keep 'G'-rated.

Why are the 'Twilight' books popping out of nowhere and invading the Earth?


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Because the sexy Robert Pattinson is Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie and everybody loves Robert Pattinson and Cedric Diggory!! He dazzles us...frequently. *dies* I swear, I should've been Cedric in the RPG...I could've gotten an avatar with Robert on there....why didn't I think of that?!

Why is Robert so fine?


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Because he's male!

Why is my music so loud?


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because someone put an engorgio spell on your ears


why is it soooo hot today?


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A giant oven has replaced the sun, its open door facing the earth, and it is set at such an extreme heat that even at the distance we are, it feels as though we are exactly that - in an oven.

Why did I suddenly get a case of the lazies?


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You're a teen.

Why is the sky blue?


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because it's sad that it can never touch the ground

why do annoying songs always get stuck in my head


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Because you only remember the annoying ones, due to the position of Halley's Comet around Io.

Why does Halley's Comet only go past the earth only once every 75 years or so?


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